Zeebre Knows Sweet Baby Ray-Ray

E-Monster- Zeebre has had a lot of experience with Sweet Baby Ray-Ray, our crazy red bone hound dog. There are lots of funny things he does, but we are only listing a few of them.

Zeebre- This is my countdown.

1) The funniest thing is, he goes in da yard with da horse and da chickens and goes in the back left corner and THEN HE EATS DA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!

2) At night he goes in Mommy B & Daddy S' room and stares at them for at least 1min then wipes his face on da end of da bed and then wipes his face on it then he leaves then comes back and repeats the cycle over and over.

3) He stands in line to get water when we're watching but when we turn away he cuts in line and drinks all the water, it really isn't fun for Kitty Bat and Little Brick.

Zeebre Knows...Babies!

E-Monster: what are babies zeebre?

Zeebre:Babies are well babies.I don't know what to say other than babies are born a breed of animal a baby human is the spawn of a human.Babies are born by being brought to you from ALIENS from outer space.

Mommy B: What do you do to take care of them, Zeebre?

Zeebre:step #1get the baby from aliens.step #2 hug the baby.step #3 swaddle the baby.step #4 throw a party.

E-Monster: do you have anything to tell me zeebs?

Zeebre:nope.

Zeebre Knows...WRITING

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E-Monster: Zeebre, what do you need to WRITE a story?

Zeebre:A pen or pencil,your mind. And write down jot notes then put your notes together then put a cover on it along with a back cover and the spine.

 Mommy B: If you were to write a book, what would it be about?

Zeebre:  it would be about myself. 

Mommy B: We would read that!

Zeebre Knows...POOP

E-Monster: what is POOP???????????

Zeebre: POOP is yummy. POOP is made of gross molecules that bunch up to make POOP!!:and it is gross.

Mommy B: How does POOP get on your shoes?

Zeebre: POOP is transported from your butt to your shoes by ALIENS!!!!

Mommy B: That sounds very scientific. And gross.

Zeebre Knows...ALPACA FUZZ

E-Monster: What is ALPACA FUZZ??                              

Zeebre: ALPACA FUZZ is fur that keeps ALPACAS warm in\till warm wether comes.

Mommy B: Zeebre, why are their hairdos so crazy?

Zeebre: Because there is a party on their heads!!!!!!

Mommy B: What happens to the hair of sad ALPACAS?

Zeebre: It swooshes. It bounces. It makes them happy again.

E-Monster: THANK YOU ZEEBRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeebre Knows...MUD

E-Monster: What is MUD?

Zeebre: MUD is yummy.MUD is water and dirt mixed together.

Mommy B: What does it taste like?

Zeebre: It tastes like a 7th ear.

Mommy B: O...kaaay... Thank you for that insight, Zeebs.

Zeebre Knows...FRIENDSHIP

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Mommy B: Zeebre, what does FRIENDSHIP mean to you?

Zeebre: It means to have a friend and to be kind to them and to be kind to people sometimes they will be your friend.

E-Monster: Thank you ZEEBRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!